Monday, May 18, 2009'♥
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Today has been one of the greatest days of mankind,A SARS VACCINE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!!There's hope for the infected people,and i was the one who did it.Well mostly it was done on accident,we were mixing other chemicals to try to clone the virus but none of them worked.It was getting very tedious,going rounds after rounds of testing to no avail,while knowing people was dying outside and they were depending on us.This greatly frustrated me.Nothing worked for 5 months,until one day,at lunch......I purchased a soft drink and some fast food.I had to rushed on the vaccine project and so i went inside the lab.While conducting my test,i spilled the soft drink all over the sample and it died,i knew at that time that i had succeeded.
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You ask how my country is saving the environment?As everyone knows,Singapore is one of the world's lowest source of greenhouse gases,how do we achieve this?Simple.One of the reasons is that we recycle.The government has put up recycling bins all over the country and it has been a huge success,with the amount of cans and bottles recycled,we would save the energy needed to make new ones and thus would not give off too much greenhouse gases as there is no need to generate more energy.Then again,there is also the public transport campaign.Where the government encourages people to take public transport,this way,we reduce the amount of cars on the road,cutting down on the amount of greenhouse gases produced
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Life in Washington Academy really sucks.All my problems arosed the first day i came here.It was so embarassing when i couldn't sing the national anthem,everyone stared at me in disbelief,to think i caused a nationwide controversy by "singing the national anthem".There's no track team either,which means all my hopes are dashed,i really didn't wanted to disappoint dad like this but i guess it couldn't be helped.The worst part of this school is the school bully,he robs me everyday seeing how weak i am,i really hated him.Once,i threw some food on him,he bashed me up and nearly killed me.I hate this chool,gotta get mum to transfer me out,otherwise i will live in misery
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Jie Han: What was the first book that you vividly remember when you were young?
Dad: Define young
Jie Han: under 12
Dad: I discovered this interesting book when I was 9 years old I have not stopped reading it since.
Jie Han: What is it?
Dad: It is the book that has always cracked me up and still does today
Jie Han: What is the book?
Dad: It is the book that if my house was on fire, and I could only take one book, that would be the book I would take.
Jie Han: What is so special about it that you keep on beating around the bush?
Dad: I like it,that is why
Jie Han: Who gave you the book?
Dad: The book was given to me by my oldest sister who suffered the wrath of my mother for giving it to me. My mother considered the book as something that was a bit too offensive for a kid like me
Jie Han: How can a book cause so much havoc in the family?
Dad: It was a very offensive novel
Jie Han: Should such a controversial book then be sold?
Dad: Far from it,it is one of the bestsellers today! And if you are thinking it is Harry Potter, you are incorrect.
Jie Han: So what is this mysterious book?
Dad: This mysterious book is captain underpants and the attack of the talking toilets
Jie Han: So why is it so special and able to do what you just said?
Dad: It features a bald man,naked except for his underwear as well as talking toilets and slightly violent scenes
Jie Han: What is the best part in the book?
Dad: The flip-o-rama,of course.That was the part where you were able to make a animation by continuously flipping the pages forward and back
Jie Han: So any last words?
Dad: I highly recommend it,it's exceptionally funny and the storyline is interesting
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One year later......The factories were built and Thul was never the same again.The air was filled with toxic ,weird things started happening around Thuland the land became infertile.The villagers never got the jobs they wanted and chemical waste was dumped into the river,killing off the fish and along with them,the source of villager's income.So eventually,the smell of the toxic air and the lack of income drove everyone away from Thul.Hari's farm failed as a result and he never had any customers who came to him to have their watch mended for there were others who were better and more experience than him,life reverted to hardships and struggle for Hari's family.They gathered up whatever money they had and rented a small room in Bombay.Hari went back to the Sri Krishna eating house while his father managed to get a job as a cleaner at a company,their meagre income was hardly enough to support their familie's needs.
Saturday, May 16, 2009'♥
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hiiii,i went for the gathering,but most of u didn't see me b-cuz i came 3 hrs 35 mins late according 2 kang hao.LOLOLOL.went so late b-cuz of cca,we went 2 chin ann's house n waited for him,then we went downstairs 2 his local playground 2 play a dare game.We had scissors,papers,stone n the loser wuld hav 2 do some form of exercise.I kept losing n so i ran 50 rounds round the playground,sprinted once,it felt good though.I noe it wuz boring la,but wat 2 do,nothing 2 say now
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Walao,hwa chong like damn wat........u noe the production play,they giv me a stupid improvisation.Old woman on street,finds stray cat who turns in2 her son who was lost for 5 years.I ne how do oso b-come cast,so i now i am a actor,we charge $10 for a 20-min play,wat a gigantic ripoff!!!!
Thursday, May 14, 2009'♥
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tagged by chin ann to do this quiz
Write the names of 21 friends that you can think off the top of your head and then answer the
questions.After doing this,tag your 21 friends to do the same.
1. chin ann(cuz he tag me)
2. zong han
3. elaine
4. kang hao
5. matin
6. brian
7. jia ming
8. chee hui
9. jamie
10. sharon
11. yu ling
12. zhi ming
13. zhan ming
14. meng tong
15. swee guan
16. kang qiao
17. jie ying
18. adrian
19. boon ki
20. boon kiat
21. wei yang
Q:How did you meet 7?
A: at admps lar,so simple
Q:What would you do if you and 15 never met?
A: i wuld b probably better off(joking)
Q:What would you do if 1 and 20 dated
A: LOL!!!!!It wuld b pretty logical though,considering their height
Q:Have you ever seen 17 cry?
A: no,dun tink so
Q:Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
A: weh,weh,weh(puking sound)(it wuld qualify them as gays)
Q:Do you think 11 is attractive?
A: WTH!!!!Her,she is a biatch,i wuldn't b surprised if i never receive a wedding invite frm her
Q:What is 2's fave color?
A: Blue n Black,i tink
Q:When's the last time you talked to 9?
A:met her when i was coming back frm school
Q:What language does 8 speak?
A: english,chinese,bangladesh
Q:Who's 13 going out with?
A: I WANNA KNOW TOO =D
Q:What grade is 16 in?
A: sec 1
Q:Would you ever date 17?
A: F*CK NO.
Q:Where does 18 live?
A:how i noe???
Q:Whats the best thing about 4?
A: funny guy
Q:What would you like to tell 10 now?
A: Wat's the FD?
Q:Whats the best thing about 20?
A: he's my buddy
Q:Have you ever kissed 2?
A:*pukes*I am not gay!!!but i might know who would...
Q:Whats the best memory you have of 5?
A: many
Q:When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: when we go watch another movie, perhaps?mayb tis class gathering
Q:How's 6 different from 7?
A: Jia ming's taller n blacker than brian
Q:Is 2 pretty HANDSOME?
A: define handsome
Q:Whats your first impression of 15?
A: who's tht short guy?
Q:How did you meet 3?
A: at admps,simple like **** again
Q:Is 15 your best friend?
A: no,in fact,the whole class hates him
Q:Do you hate 12?
A: i find him pitiful
Q:Have you seen 18 in the last month?
A: sad 2 say,no
Q:When's the last time you saw 16?
A: jlast class gathering at mac
Q:Have you been to 5's house?
A: nope
Q:When's the next time you'll see 10?
A: its up to Fate when i'll see my other homie again
Q:Are you close to 11?
A: not that close, but still good friends
Q:Have you been to the movies with 4?
A: yup, last saw fast and furious 4 with some other frens
Q:Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8?
A: yea, its was fun though HAHA
Q:Would you give 19 a hug?
A: NO WAY!!!She's a girl u noe
Q:Have you ever lied to 3?
A: i think i have
Q:Is 11 good at socializing?
A: no,y do u tink she's branded a biatch
Q:Do you know a secret about 8?
A: YES! HE.......
Q:Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
A: they are ex-classmates and friends
Q:Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9?
A: i dun noe
Q:Whats the worst thing about 6?
A: i really dun noe
Q:Have you ever had a crush on 12?
A: ans = F*CK NO!FOR THE LAST TIME,I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Q:How long have you known 2?
A: 6 years!
Q:Does 11 have a gf/bf?
A: no,wuld she?
Q:Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?
A: when he called me a gay on his blog
Q:Has 21 met your mother?
A: not sure,he may hav
Q:How did you meet 11?
A: in admps lor
Q:Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?
A: no,she's a girl,so i dun hang out with her much
Q:Do you live close to 7?
A:not very sure where he lives
Q:What is 8's fave food?
A: junk food!!!
Q:What kind of car does 1 have?
A: bicycle.....ROFLOLOLOLOL
Q:Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9?
A: school excursion count ma?
Q:If you gave 14 $100,what would he/she spend it on?
A: i will never noe.Cuz i won't,unless she nids it for some crap
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Seriously,i die liao,I got 3 drama productions going on.1 homework,1 HIC n 1 cca productions.The production script SUUUUXXXXXX GIANT COCK!!!!!It's abt good asian values for crying out loud!!!The theme itself sounds stupid,i mean,wat the hell is good asian values?But i will still do it,problem now is the set,costumes props n everyting muz b done by ourselves for the 3 productions,i die liao
Tuesday, May 12, 2009'♥
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Can't come 2 the gathering tis friday,got CCA going on.During june holidays,i will probably b at sch doing play,RTA homework,HIC n the crap project,so i will not hav much time 2 go out with u guys,but i'll try 2 free up some time,sorry again
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The damn sec 1 play kena cancel,even though we work so hard for the damn ting,4-5 months u noe.The damn teacher,say not enuff manpower,so they kill us n revive us at production as extras,damn la.......Then when one of my friend,he veri angry with the teach,we hav meeting outside,then he say:"can i screw the teacher?"The other drama teacher lucky at tis time come,so he pointed at her,i saw her but didn't stop him,sabo him....LOLOLOLOLOL.The production script SUXXXXX GIANT COCK!!!!!!!It's abt good asain values,wat the hell kinda crap is tht,we protest!!!!!
Saturday, May 2, 2009'♥
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Si liao,my bro got veri similar systom 2 H1N1,cough,sneezing,high temperature(38.6.c),so now i hav 2 take care of him,may b quarantined,****!!!!!!!but mayb not la,he looking better areadi,so dun mind,i still safe
